recess wedding

Recess weddings are in elementary school on the playground in places usually hidden fron teachers. These events happen when Little Timmy and Sarah hold hands for the first time and decide to pop the recess question. These can happen anywhere from 2nd - 5th grade and the more popular you are, the more people will want to come to your recess wedding. Popular kids usually hype up their recess weddings the most. When caught by teachers, it ends in everyone getting in trouble or in some cases, no recess for a period of time. Sometimes, teachers have to deal with recess wedding epidemics (when popular kids have a recess wedding and everyone magically has one as well and if you don't, everything you do is irrelevant.) Recess wedding epidemics last about a week to worst case scenario, the rest of the year. Basically, here's some abbreviations for everything:
RWE= Recess Wedding Epidemics: a span of time where popular kids have a recess wedding and everyone has one too, lasts about 1 week - the rest of the year.
RW = Recess Wedding(s) see definition
see recess wedding epidemics, recess relationship

Kid 1: Man, Jimmy and Sarah are over there with a bunch of people.
Kid 2: I think they're having a recess wedding.

recess wedding by BiodegradableBabies August 29, 2020

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Recess Wedding Epidemics

Recess Wedding Epidemics are when two popular kids in 2nd - 5th grade have a recess wedding (see recess wedding) and magically, everyone else has one too. Recess wedding epidemics can last from a week to the end of the school year. They usually can't be stopped easily by teachers, but it's possible. When they can't be stopped, it's either because:
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.

Kid 1: Hey, did you hear? Jessica and Tommy started a recess wedding epidemic. Man, i hate them.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.

Recess Wedding Epidemics by BiodegradableBabies August 29, 2020

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