realness

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants; whether it be good Yo Mama jokes, real Act II popcorn and not a grocery store generic brand, Tide detergent and not some cheap imitation, or even an official major league baseball bat.

www.Joke-Pages.com: User-submitted Your Yo Mama Jokes: 'Bryant Gambrell'
"I'm back bitches! Check out page 233 for the realness! But anyway, yo mama so big she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun."

by Midwestrn Soldier October 17, 2004

for real for real

Used to imply complete seriousness. Honestly.

For real for real, when I walked in the room, he was making out with the dog.

by th3m0nk October 15, 2005

for real real

a more expressive form of for real.

This ganj is the shit, for real real.

by International Bad Boy August 29, 2005

On the real/on the real?

1)Really, I'm not lying, seriously
2)You serious? Really? You telling the truth

1)Yo I tore up that pink cookie dawg on the real
2)Yo Carlos got locked up again
On the real?

by da_preach August 23, 2003

real real

Real-world reality, as opposed to TV or movie reality.

What he did with that car was not movie real, man. It was real real -- through the fence, over the approach and into a barn. No shit. And he walked away.

by wordguy2 April 12, 2010

real or no real

a game played by watching Deal or No Deal and trying to decide if the woman holding the case chosen to be opened has real or fake boobs.

Todays round of real or no real was too easy, they all had implants!

by IIIIIIIITSjohny November 19, 2010

on the real

seriously, for real

that bitch was fine, on the real

by Cortney fischer October 28, 2003