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Internet slang, originating from image boards such as 4chan, to denote someone who discusses their offline life (particularly offline relationships or relationship problems) on the board. Derogatory.
OP: help me /b/, my anniversary is tomorrow and I have no idea what to get my girlfriend
Reply: le sigh, gtfo realfag
realfag by fhtagn August 28, 2013
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The art of actually being a bonified fag.
Person A: Hey, I was wondering if there were any other guys out there that like playing with Barbie dolls? I can't be the only one.

Person B: God help us if you aren't. Also; Realfag.
Realfag by /B/oredem July 26, 2009
One who constantly hates on those around him because of his obvious homosexual attractions towards said persons. Normally named Mike and most likely a balding soccer fan. Normally has abnormally large head.
Did you guys see that text from Mike today? What a Realfag.
Realfag by Real deal January 20, 2015

realfakelusionist 

An illusional person who is fake and a liar but confuse themselves for being a realist...
You should see a psychiatrist because I think you have what you call an realfakelusionist. It's curable once you accept that you can love noone but yourself.
realfakelusionist by fifiona35 September 24, 2014
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Soul digger

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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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