realfag 

Internet slang, originating from image boards such as 4chan, to denote someone who discusses their offline life (particularly offline relationships or relationship problems) on the board. Derogatory.

OP: help me /b/, my anniversary is tomorrow and I have no idea what to get my girlfriend
Reply: le sigh, gtfo realfag

realfag by fhtagn August 28, 2013

Realfag 

The art of actually being a bonified fag.

Person A: Hey, I was wondering if there were any other guys out there that like playing with Barbie dolls? I can't be the only one.

Person B: God help us if you aren't. Also; Realfag.

Realfag by /B/oredem July 26, 2009

Realfag 

One who constantly hates on those around him because of his obvious homosexual attractions towards said persons. Normally named Mike and most likely a balding soccer fan. Normally has abnormally large head.

Did you guys see that text from Mike today? What a Realfag.

Realfag by Real deal January 20, 2015

realfakelusionist 

An illusional person who is fake and a liar but confuse themselves for being a realist...

You should see a psychiatrist because I think you have what you call an realfakelusionist. It's curable once you accept that you can love noone but yourself.

realfakelusionist by fifiona35 September 24, 2014