real tree

A tree that grows outside and not in a pot.

I'm sorry I knocked over your stupid bonsai tree that was in a pot. If it had been a real tree that would not have happened.

by #Brekky January 20, 2018

Realtree Redneck

A stupid redneck who wears realtree camouflage all the time. At weddings, restaurants, in their yard.

Friend1: Did you see the guy wearing camo at your sisters wedding?
Friend2: Yeah man, hes a realtree redneck down from Texas.

by r3dn3ckh8er August 8, 2015

Realtree

Designer for rednecks.

Realtree offers ugly ass camo clothing, target audience being rednecks

by not proud of myself December 13, 2021