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readon by John888999 February 22, 2009
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Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt
Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous reality that Donald J. Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both video tape and photographs to prove this beyond a shadow of a doubt.
I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons for reading American secrets after their infiltration of Trumps compound?
Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt.
I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons for reading American secrets after their infiltration of Trumps compound?
Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt.
Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. This is Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt. There are both video footage and photographs to document this.
Yikes!!!!
Yikes!!!!
Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023
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My 13th reason
A phrase that comes from the show 13 Reasons Why- a show that follows the story of Hannah Baker, a girl that killed herself and explains why through 13 different tapes. This phrase basically means whatever you're using it in reference to was the final straw in making you want to kill yourself.
*sees a video of someone sticking their foot in a toilet with socks on*
Comments: this was my 13th reason.
Comments: this was my 13th reason.
My 13th reason by 1967CheviImpala February 18, 2021
reading slump
a readers worst nightmare.
not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP
person 1: uhm..... okay.
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP
person 1: uhm..... okay.
reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015
Thala for a reason
"Thala for a reason" is a satirical meme originating in India among cricket fans of MS Dhoni, mocking the extreme adulation of his fanboys who attribute everything to him. It implies that Dhoni's luck is involved in every situation where the number 7 appears, his jersey number, and is humorously used to poke fun at his fanboys. In short, it highlights the excessive admiration for Dhoni and mocks the tendency to attribute his success to divine intervention by saying "thala for a reason" whenever number 7 or anything Dhoni-related appears.
Person 1: "Did you know that India has won international cricket tournaments 7 times?"
Person 2: "Thala for a reason, right? Because his lucky number 7 is always at work!"
Person 2: "Thala for a reason, right? Because his lucky number 7 is always at work!"
Thala for a reason by aditya_senpai April 22, 2023
Redoncules
Redoncules by amoebabadass August 29, 2017
WHY IS YOU READING THIS?
WHY IS YOU READING THIS? by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.