In a
fit of misguided
homo-erotic fantasy
rage, the young man who was scorned by his misguided attempts with women, failed to notice that he was really dreaming of another man.
G21salamander: Did you see the way that recently dumped fella has been writing all sorts of fan mail for that nice young man?
DonkeyKong: Yeah, this fella rcd for sure. He must have good wifi to be hiding so deep on the closet!
G21Salamander: Too bad, I never met a gay-Bedouin rugby
player before. Once you get past the obsessive compulsive disorder, anger issues, and Margaret Thatcher face, he's probably really nice
like the Queer Eye For Straight Guy fellas.
DonkeyKong: Indeed, but you are neglecting your privileged
white private school ROTC training:
Cherry Creek ROTC Militia Rule
1.) Never allow a sexually compromised Bedouin in your foxhole!
G21Salamander: General Santa
Ana says, "Have compassion for those who suffer rcd. You were issued a butterscotch crossbow and lazer arrows for this reason. Simply
fire a warning shot and he will find his way back to the nearest pride parade."
Donkey Kong: That's the Christian thing to do. One of these days he'll make some lucky fella, a
fine wife!