In a fit of misguided
homo-erotic fantasy rage, the young man who was scorned by his misguided attempts with women, failed to notice that he was really dreaming of another man.
G21salamander: Did you see the way that recently dumped fella has been writing all sorts of fan mail for that
nice young man?
DonkeyKong: Yeah, this fella rcd for sure. He must have good wifi to be hiding so deep on the closet!
G21Salamander: Too bad, I never met a gay-Bedouin rugby
player before. Once you get past the obsessive compulsive disorder, anger issues, and Margaret Thatcher
face, he'
s probably really
nice like the Queer Eye For Straight
Guy fellas.
DonkeyKong: Indeed, but you are neglecting your privileged white private school ROTC training:
Cherry Creek ROTC Militia Rule 1.) Never allow a sexually compromised Bedouin in your foxhole!
G21Salamander: General Santa Ana says, "Have compassion for those who suffer rcd. You were issued a butterscotch crossbow and lazer arrows for this reason. Simply fire a warning
shot and he will find his way back to the nearest pride parade."
Donkey Kong: That's the Christian thing to do. One of these days he'll make some
lucky fella, a fine
wife!