rat satchel Share definition Flag To hide or conceal drug paraphernalia in your scrotum. First by removing your testicles to create a pouch. When Fred went to prison he hid his stash in his rat satchel. rat satchel by Dennis Leppala October 1, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the rat satchel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
