Raspalandai is the feeling you get when you realize how vast and possibly empty the universe is and you suddenly go into a state of shock and you feel weightless but
heavy at the same time. You also feel very
small. This state of mind lasts very briefly and it has a strangely satisfyingly scary feeling. To enter this state, you have to sit (or stand, lay down,
whatever you choose) perfectly still and in as much silence as you can. Once you accomplish this, you must think of nothing except for nothingness. You must think of an empty place where nothing, not
even you exists. (You may need to close your eyes as well) It's pitch black and nothing exists
ever. You are there but at the same time you are not. If you do this long enough and correctly, you will know when you feel it. You will feel very small, weightless, and
heavy at the same time. It only lasts a second or
two. If it lasts for more than 10 seconds, you may want to contact a
doctor or something like that. Side effects include: drowsiness, vomiting, diarrhea, excessive juggling, depression, and, in severe cases, death. Please raspalandai carefully.
- "Hey bro, whatcha doing?"
- "Oh, I'm just trying this raspalandai thing I found on the
Internet... shh!"
- "That sounds really
weird and--"
- "OH MY GOD THAT IS SOME SCARY SHIT!"
- "What the... what are you doing?!"
- "Excessively juggling. I
don't know how to even juggle!"
