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A rapevan is a tool for rapists which is used to commit the act of rape upon captive citizens. Targets include, but is not limited to: Those who are walking home alone at night, young children, and people who are too drunk to realize they're getting drilled in the ass in the back of a rusty van.

When you see a van driving by you slowly when you're alone at night, it may be a good idea to run; but by that time, it's probably too late.
Rapevan, rapevan, rapevan, rapevan! Spermis has got a rapevan, he's gonna rape you in the ass. He's gonna catch you with your pants down for some love in the underpass. And if you're underage, all alone, be afraid 'cause you ain't coming home! Spermis has got his rapevan, he's gonna rape you in the ass! Now check out that pimp-ass rape van, it's got everything you need! Some sawdust, entrenching tools, and a big ol' bag of leaves. And if you're stumbling home after the dance, oh my god you haven't got a chance! Spermis has got his rape van, he's gonna rape you in the ass!" - Excerpt from a very knowledgeable song about...rapevans.
rapevan by Spermis June 25, 2007
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Rasperdan 

Sharp witted...Unique thinking...ballbag
rasperdan's cats breath smells like dog food
Rasperdan by R@sperdan August 11, 2006
A late night bus implemented in many college campuses which stops at bars and dark parking lots for the purpose of transporting students safely back to campus. It's name derives from it's supposed acclaim as a tool to prevent rape in college communities.
I was so drunk on the rapevan that the driver had to pull over and let me out to puke.
rapevan by muse xhaxer February 1, 2007

Raperman 

Originating from the English word for sword, "rapier", yet losing the "i" after becoming Americanized, the "raperman" is an individual who is essentially a creeper. Disgusting in nature and quite big in size, it is synonymous with the title of "urcman". Often times it is seen hanging with a Puppet Master, the Gangsta, the Religious Man, XH robot, and Sierra Leone.
"The raperman is at it again".

Guy 1:"Is that the raperman or is it urcman?"
Guy 2: "Nah, boii. They're the same weird thing."
Raperman by PuppetMaster909 May 9, 2014

raperman 

A raperman is a guy that stalks and preys on women in an online setting, typically dating sites and social media, by lying to the women about wanting a serious or long term relationship, then cons them in to meeting with him. Then he immediately starts sexually groping or coercing the woman to engage in sexual activity with him as soon as possible, then "ghosting" her afterwards with little or no explanation. A sexual user that deliberately and dishonestly misrepresents himself to coerce unsuspecting women into sexual activity early with false and untrue future intentions.
I thought I really connected with this guy from a dating app but when I met him he turned into nothing but a deceitful raperman.
raperman by R House November 21, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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