rape cat

rape cat destroyer of worlds is one of the most fearsome and terrifying forces on earth. rape cat is several dozen feet tall and is nigh indestructible. most of the time he sleeps rolle din a ball in the sun, but once every few years, he goes on a terrible rampage, consuming entire cities and leaving the earth desolate and desecrated behind him. the streets run red with blood when rape cat come to town. during his reign of terror, rape cat never stops screaming swear words. every breath he takes is accompanied by a curse word so foul, that it would put a wounded pirate to shame.

if word of rape cat's awakening reaches your ears, find a deep dark hole, or start running very fast in the opposite direction

person 1- oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!

person 2- what in shits name is the matter?

person 1- Rape cat is awake.

person 2- oh good glorious gods of the the Netherlands, hide me!

person 1- fuck you, i got no room left in my bunker.

person 2- oh noes, I'm gonna die!

by the grandfather of badassery June 9, 2009

Cat rape

When James Dickinson enters a room, and inserts his chode-like penis into a cat's anus, thus causing the cat to shriek and flee the room.

*James enters*
*James smirks when a cat comes into sight*
*Cat rape occurs courtesy of James*
*James has a celebratory dance to S Club 7's 'reach for the stars'*

by BlondeCatLover February 19, 2010

Cat Rape

When a female is raped passionately and screams like a cat. They usually scratch pretty violently. Similar to doggystyle. The victim eventually likes it since the rapist has to be around the same age. This is also similar to suprise sex.

Dylan cat raped Jordan. Garren was the king of cat rapage.

by BludgeonedBill November 2, 2009

rape cattle

Phrase used to reference groups of females at clubs that dress similarly and extremely provacative/slutty... yet sneer or get offended at men if they are approached. They instinctively exhibit herd mentality when visiting the bar or bathroom. Lack of any singular intelligence among the group is implied.

See those girls in the mini-skirts huddled together by the bar? You can forget about 'em. Total rape cattle.

by ms.wolfgang March 3, 2011

Catfish Rape

Catfish rape is a rare phenomenon that occurs when a man takes the appearance of a woman as he lures in a specimen of the matching gender (may be any species). The matching specimen is unaware that this is a man, and therefore takes part in sexual interaction that is soon regretted once found that this is not a woman. At this point in time, the fake male has tucked his genitalia into his anal cavity and is unrecognizable as a man. This unfortunate set of circumstances had lead to the unaware male ejaculating into the crease between the thigh and penis of this catfish. The genitalia of the male transgender must be inserted between 2-4 inches into his own anal cavity, and must be presented with an appropriate wig and makeup to appear as a woman. The victim must also be heterosexual and completely against the thought of sexual interaction with another man.

I didn’t know he was a man. So he catfish rape me

by Swaggerrrrring February 4, 2022

rapecation

(1) A temporary period during which a serial rapist makes actively persists from committing rape. A crude amalgamation of rape and vacation.

(2) Time taken away from work for the specific purpose of committing rape(s).

(3) Any vacation during which a person on such vacation rapes someone or is raped. Usually used retrospectively.

(1) Man, I'm all over the news; probably a good time to take a rapecation.

(2) I got all of next week off, I'm going on a rapecation.

(3) Remember Spring Break 2002? What a rapecation that turned out to be.

by Slackfist Prizerooster December 3, 2010