ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

Ranchin' it Up

The act of enjoying yourself thoroughly.

* Derives from the act of eating Fayze's in La Crosse.

Tim: "What are you doing Steve?"
Steve: "I'm just laying on my couch watching a movie"
Tim: "I'm at work while you're just sitting around ranchin' it up without a care in the world!"

by Alteez June 21, 2011