rain hat 

Where you insert your head in a woman's vagina and Wear her like a rain hat

I stuck my head in her vag and wore her like a rain hat

rain hat by M8nime January 5, 2017

cowboy hat rain protector 

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

A paper toilet seat cover

The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!

cowboy hat rain protector by brett tarrant October 16, 2006