A case of a penis going from flaccid to erect in a time similar to a corn kernel popping into popcorn. The average time of an Orville Redenboner is around .12 seconds.

Holy shit! Did you see that Orville Redenboner pop in is pants?!

Orville Redenboner by Papa Mustafa March 31, 2009

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rainboner

getting a boner because you're attracted to rain

Oshit! I just got a rainboner. The rain is so sexy today.

rainboner by parkyujin April 14, 2017

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Double Rainboner

When you save up a nut for at least two weeks before hosing down your partner. Double the rain from your boner.

The other night I hit my girl with that double rainboner, took her 2 showers to wash off all the jizz

Double Rainboner by CavernReaper February 25, 2023

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