ragman's trumpet

A trumpet played by a rag and bone man
He wants fucking with a ragman's trumpet
by disloyal subject February 22, 2012
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Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.
'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'
by mockschmock December 09, 2006
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