raging pheonix

you bring that cute girl you've been flirting with for the past couple weeks right. you get to talking. you kiss. this leads to that, and that leads to this and so on. you have sex. everythings normal. nothing to weird. then... the next morning... you set her on fire and leave.

-"i haven't seen carrie in school for days... do you know what happened to her?"

-"well of course silly... you haven't heard about this yet? brett raging pheonixed her last weekend."

raging pheonix by savory one April 4, 2009

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Raging Phoenix

1. The act of having sex with a girl strictly in the missionary position, cumming on her stomach, and then the next morning dousing her with gasoline and proceeding to light her on fire.

2. The girl you would most likely want to perform this action on. (i.e. an attractive girl you absolutely despise)

1. Shelly recieved second degree burns after I pulled a Raging Phoenix on her.

2. Heidi is a whore, but what a Raging Phoenix.

Raging Phoenix by hoosana23 December 18, 2004

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raging phoenix

fucking a girl doggy style while dosing her back in lighter fluid and proceeding to light her on fire.

i pulled a raging phoenix on your mother

raging phoenix by The rimmjawer December 18, 2004

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Raging phoenix

Having sex with a girl like normal then when you wake up in the morning... light her ass on fire and watch her burn!!!

I totally got off after performing a raging phoenix

Raging phoenix by Jesse James Beotch December 20, 2008

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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