rabinovitz

Rabinovitz is used by many eastern european women to describe someone who seems ordinary, but due to his obssesive compulsive disorder, isn't a catch.

I would ride him all night long if he wasn't such a Rabinovitz.

Last night I went out with dave. We had a wonderful time but when we got to the car he had to turn the radio on and off 5 times, same with the headlights. I thing he's a Rabinovitz.

by Amos Belmondo October 2, 2006

Rule of Rabinowitz

The people-rule that when a person brings up a subject during a conversation, that person is obligated to share the story or subject in question.

Sally: Did you hear who got fired?
Joe: No, which teacher?
Sally: I really am not allowed to say...
Joe: Rule of Rabinowitz, you got no choice.
Sally: Aiight, it was Ms. Fish

by Elmer Smith January 18, 2008

Robinowitz

(verb) to get stood up, dogged, by your date, usually at a museum while you're crying looking at a bust of Homer.

She didn't show up? Man, you totally got Robinowitzed.

by Phil McCavitty November 18, 2010

rabinoshitz

After enjoying anal intercourse with your lover, he/she turns around and proceeds to fellate your poop-encrusted penis

geez eric, you did not have to 'rabinoshitz'..but at least i don't have to take a shower now/

by david roth December 1, 2003