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A spanish written blog that involves world, as well as individual, issues of the authors, with many witty puns, jokes and beastin entries.
Created originally by RubRaiden and followed by LiubaLennon and many others.
Please visit their page at qwrtyp . wordpress . com
Holly Santa-Clause shit, i read the best blog entry in Qwrtyp!!!
qwrtyp by real fuckin lala May 21, 2009
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qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb 

The 1000000 and final level of boredom on the boredom scale. if you have typed this up you have already typed poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz, qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl and every other qwertyuio combination in the whole world. You are now the god of qwertyuiop and have absolutely no life. Maybe you should become a qwertyuio philosopher Seriously why did you search this up?
Jack searched up qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb} and said to his [friend. Im going to become a philosopher and tell everyone about useless, time wasting qwertyuiop combinations.

Friend: Wow!

qwrtpsdfghjklzxcvbnm 

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but without the six vowels. people type this phrase out of boredom generally.
qwrtpsdfghjklzxcvbnm

Qwrtypsdfghjklzxcvbnm 

Not to be confused with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm", this is when you press every key on your keyboard from left to right out of boredom whilst ignoring the five vowels (E U I O and A).
Qwrtypsdfghjklzxcvbnm

qwrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

1.If that you're here, you probably are bored to death and typed all the letters on the keyboard except for e. So, Why don't you go and actually do something productive.
2. The product of extreme boredom when you type all the letters on the keyboard except e. (Why am I even typing)?
I was born with a 50,000 word essay, so I just typed qwrtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

qwertypie 

A cute nerd, usually male, typically found in a work environment that involves computers.
Have you seen Jake Smergisonstonington-Bakalakan in accounting? Woah he's a serious qwertypie. Never looks up from his computer but I'd totally bang the applesauce out of him. He's your boyfriend? Oh whoops, sorry. I didn't know. But still. He's pretty cute.
qwertypie by Bigdumbowl August 10, 2017
you either forgot the e or you just don't like vowels and refuse to use it. Now stop procrastinating and get back to whatever you are supposed to be doing.
don't search qwerty, be original, search qwrty :)
qwrty by itsportia September 10, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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