qwertypie

A cute nerd, usually male, typically found in a work environment that involves computers.

Have you seen Jake Smergisonstonington-Bakalakan in accounting? Woah he's a serious qwertypie. Never looks up from his computer but I'd totally bang the applesauce out of him. He's your boyfriend? Oh whoops, sorry. I didn't know. But still. He's pretty cute.

by Bigdumbowl August 10, 2017

qwertytrewq

something that you type in when you are so bored you are on the verge of death

dave: qwertytrewq
bob: are you ok dave
dave: a

by soupmaster 69 May 15, 2020

qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnm,

One of the most extreme forms of boredom, in which you are now obsessed with trying to find meaningless words on urban dictionary that seemingly have a random arrangement of letters but actually have order.
Probably you searched this up after you looked up
qpwoeiruty
alskdjfhg
zmxncbv
qmwnebrvtcyxuziaospdlfkgjh
pzoxicuvybtnrmelwkqjahsgdf
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/
qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkm,opl;./
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklm,.
qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnm,
qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjkl;nm,./
qwertyasdfghzxcvbn
qwertyuasdfghjzxcvbnm

Wait, so, they had qwertyuasdfghjzxcvbnm, but do they have qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnm,? Holy Moses they do!

by MeaninglessWordsPeople December 23, 2018

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan May 13, 2005

qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnmopl

Only the boredest of the bored will ever type on their keyboard 8 letters left to right, top to bottom. And even this was defined.

Stacy had qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnmopl as her last hope before she commit suicide.

by kmskmskmskmskmspls June 10, 2019

qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb

The 1000000 and final level of boredom on the boredom scale. if you have typed this up you have already typed poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz, qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl and every other qwertyuio combination in the whole world. You are now the god of qwertyuiop and have absolutely no life. Maybe you should become a qwertyuio philosopher Seriously why did you search this up?

Jack searched up qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb} and said to his friend. Im going to become a philosopher and tell everyone about useless, time wasting qwertyuiop combinations.

Friend: Wow!

by Da qwertyuiop boy March 30, 2020

qwertyui

why didnt you finish qwertyuiop

guy 1: qwertyui
guy 2: why didnt you finish it

by g2l April 26, 2020