qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

qwerty smeg by street smeg May 5, 2005

Qwerty Spasm 

To hit random keys on your keyboard at a high speed when chatting online for an instant reaction to an otherwise problematic or over-joyous statement/event.

Qwerty spasms can also be used as conversation starters, online 'ice-breakers', or means of beginning a blog/online journal.

"sakjdsadgsad"
"what is it?"
"lolsrry, i thought a Qwerty Spasm would break the silence"
"ohh"
"askjehjfsadk"
"...why another spasm?"
"bcuz, dude, i just lost the game"
"lkjkjfhskjkjsafd"

Qwerty Spasm by Gokiburisan January 8, 2011

QWERTY Syndrome 

The syndrome of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm into the search bar. (AKA EXTREME BOREDOM)

We have QWERTY Syndrome.

QWERTY Syndrome by Buddy010.9 December 23, 2016

QWERTY Smack

Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.

"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."

QWERTY Smack by Jelula July 30, 2008

QWERTY Sanchez 

A sex position for computer gaming nerds invented by the character Zaboo in the award-winning web series The Guild.

Hey, how about we network our computers together and game for a while, and then later we can do the QWERTY Sanchez!

QWERTY Sanchez by Guildy713 November 22, 2009

qwerty sanchez 

The act of fucking a girl doggy style on her computer desk. Then quickly sneaking an index finger into her anus and wiping it off on her keyboard, specifically on the q, w, e, r, t and y keys.

Last week I gave Jenny a qwerty sanchez, but she made me buy her a new keyboard the next day. Still totally worth it!

qwerty sanchez by tawneestone July 1, 2012

QWERTY SEX

pimpin with the qwerty keyboard on your mobile device.

"yo, is you qwerty sexin that bitch?"

QWERTY SEX by eldridge mcgay January 30, 2009