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A fart that comes out of your penis shortly after surgery.
I just quofed....
Quof by Scrotum ripper October 24, 2011
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Alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss he would quof and splatter urine everywhere.
quof by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
A quof is a word I made up.
Quof (küøf)
Noun-Adj
A fwoop of beautiful hair that is on a beautiful hooman.
Wow, look at Brendon Urie's quof. He's so hot.
Quof by lolzorDanHowell May 13, 2017

quof;hweoufhweoufh 

When somebody rages or is bored so fucking bad they just mash boringly
Person 1: I'm bored asf quof;hweoufhweoufh

Rage Example
____________

Person 1: YOUR SO BAD quof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufh

Person 2: the fuck??

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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