quof quof 

A washcloth. Also commonly known as a rag, small towel, dish rag, or something to clean up messes.

"Hey can you hand me a quof quof?"

quof quof by Garrett09 March 23, 2025

Quof 

A fart that comes out of your penis shortly after surgery.

I just quofed....

Quof by Scrotum ripper October 24, 2011

quof 

Alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss he would quof and splatter urine everywhere.

quof by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quof 

A quof is a word I made up.
Quof (küøf)
Noun-Adj
A fwoop of beautiful hair that is on a beautiful hooman.

Wow, look at Brendon Urie's quof. He's so hot.

Quof by lolzorDanHowell May 13, 2017

quof;hweoufhweoufh 

When somebody rages or is bored so fucking bad they just mash boringly

Person 1: I'm bored asf quof;hweoufhweoufh

Rage Example
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Person 1: YOUR SO BAD quof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufh

Person 2: the fuck??

quof;hweoufhweoufh by jackboy9845739475 February 7, 2025