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Quintus

Latin for the number five. Literal definition is "the fifth". Usually associated in modern age as a name.
Person1: I have Quintus books
Person2: The fuck is a Quintus?
Person1: It means five retard.
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A very brave and charming young man,only seen in South Africa. Best described as muscular and stupid.
A common representation of life is Quintus
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quintus is cool
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that one kid who sweats at roblox anime games 24/7
dude quintus is playing grand piece again
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a gay mother fucker with large presbitarian ass hairs. his nose is bigger than his dick so its smaller than any nose in the world and he loves to suck his toe nail
oh its a wild quintus!
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quintessential

The very essence of a person's personality & being. Their uniqueness.
He said I was the quintessential hippie girl!!
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Quantus theory

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').
In the UK:
Gerald: 'That damned Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: Hmmmm! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'
by Pedrosa von Beagle August 7, 2006
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