quert

Any person who is very annoying. Typically used for young people.

Jake is such a quert.

quert by VinelSeason July 14, 2021

quert

The instance when a female expells gases through her pubis and rectum simultaneously.

That was an awful sounding quert

quert by camelhumps March 28, 2005

quert

The instance when a female exhales gasses through her pubis and rectum simulataneously. see queef

that was a nasty sounding quert

quert by camelhumps May 13, 2005

quert

A "quert" is a short handled whip with a leather thong at the end. The thong makes a loud smack sound when it is broght down hard on some poor bitches ass cheek. Acually It sounds worse that its bite. It does not have much of a pain factor.
It is the sound that makes this whip popular with the BD/SM crowd.

Bend over and recive this querting that you so richly deserve.

quert by quert December 9, 2008

quert

when a smelly, stankass, tuna ass bitch queefs and expells a green discharge from her pubis.

I can't believe this bitch just querted in my face

quert by Owen Nichols June 10, 2005

quert

a version of context specific quoting but with more emphasis. the person who you are querting to has to understand the reference of speech.

could also be taken as a version of excretion of bodily fluids from both female and male characters.

ailish querted while love surging all over me.

quert by kaledy August 10, 2025

Quert

When a female queefs and farts at the same time.
Rarely used.

Female: *queef* *fart*. Damn I just querted.

Quert by anonymous May 27, 2026