queerow

queerow, the name of my friend's future child, aka queery, (queerow means to get plummeted in the butt).

"queerow has a small dick like his mother"

by whoamilolol May 24, 2023

Queerwig

An insect resembling the common earwig with one difference, it climbs into the ear canal of sleeping children causing them to have homosexual tendencies.

An expert on the subject(1) described it as "He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens."

1. Vic Romano, (October 30, 2003). MXC "Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots"

Husband: I think there may be something wrong with little Billy, he's been looking at men with a twinkle in his eye.
Wife: You don't think he's infected with a queerwig, do you?
Husband: We better get him to the ER.

by tsukisan April 29, 2013

Guitar Queero

A person who is awesome at Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but who completely sucks at real guitar.

Man, I am awesome at Rock Band.

Yeah, but you're a guitar queero

by Magica Juan January 28, 2008

Queero

A gay hero; a gay role model

Superman and Jesus are my heroes, Tim Gunn and Carson Cressly are my Queeros.

by Ian Franklin February 26, 2008

queerwash

To take perceived straight people or fictional character's, and make them to be or say that they are queer, without the knowledge of whether or not they actually are, or even if specifically know the characters or people are straight.

"those stans on twitter are queerwashing those Minecraft youtubers and making them out to be gay even though they have literally said they where straight multiple times!"

by ThatOneeGuy1 August 12, 2021

Guitar Queero

Somebody that is overly obsessed with guitar hero. They also think that scoring big point on TTFATF (Through the fire and the flames) will actually make them cool and get them somewhere in life.

Person 1: Hey i got 700K in TTFATF
Person 2: Shut up you Guitar Queero

by KSI Ryder 7 January 12, 2009

Queerwolfdar

is used when you are in the forest and helps you know when there is a gay werewolf near.

I was walking in the forest late at night, and I had the odd feeling that something was following me. Then I saw something big and hairy run up behind me singing Madonna. I started running before it could catch me. My queerwolfdar saved my life that night.

by Edwonna May 8, 2010