Quazing

When someone shits while cumming or cums while shitting not intentionally trying too

Jerry:Man I was trying to take a shit then I accidentally came.
Tom:Bro that’s called quazing, you just a quazzed.

by Wood all da way July 9, 2021

Quazing

The word "quazing" was first used in the poetry of T.M. Lowry, in the poem from March 1978 titled, "The Contortionist". He used the word "quazing" to describe a "busy" state of mind. That being compared to the turbulence and power of a "quasar" out in space. He was quoted as saying, "The activity and destructive power of a quasar, like a person feeling they're going crazy, that emotion that action, I call quazing". "Replacing the letter "s" with the letter "z" denoting the "z" in "crazy" as a comparative state of mind to that of the quasar.
"Quasar", a massive and extremely remote celestial object emitting exceptionally large amounts of energy.
They are believed to contain massive black holes representing a stage in the evolution of galaxies.

THE CONTORTIONIST

The circling cycle of life's irritations penetrate independence, unlawful yet fair.
Some bothering situations often evolve into inner depression
here, frequently remain in conscious silence,
tearing jabbing true innocence 'til sin prevails.
Pain bleeds
renown's it's season
lies in question of occurring vice
A quazing turbulence captures youth's innocence
blunders by my soul
faltering on small pieces of courageous ego
My independence mistakes the guilty for innocence
those who have excused themselves, escape nothing
some question why
I bleed and die
curse and try to find sheer belief in self reason
while those around me swear, anything unusual remain deranged
I have tried to harness my potential
though the pull only drags me down
Hence, I sit surrounded by greatness 'til certainty proves the pretender
While a spoof of talent quarantines time
I shall live the invisible contender.
T.M. Lowry
3/26/78
©2002

by poetryscripts October 18, 2024

Quaking

Used as an alternative to "shook". Usually used for more emphasis. Popularize by Shane Dawson, who probably learned it from Ru Paul's Drag Race.

"And then she SNATCHED that lady's weave! Bitch didn't have me shook, she had me QUAKING!"

by nottodaythanks May 26, 2017

Earth Quaking

A variation of “soaking”. An unmarried Mormon couple go to the top bunk on a set of bunk beds. The Mormon guy puts his penis in the Mormon girl, but holds still because if he thrusted that would be having sex, which is a sin. A third person then gets on the bottom bunk and kicks the top bunk so the couple can experience movement, but they will be in the clear because it’s not them doing the movement.

Peter and Molly tried soaking but found it rather boring, so they asked their friend Jack to help them with Earth Quaking.

by TeaAndCum July 3, 2021

Quaving up

The name given to the latter expirience when the un-appealing effect of your jeans being pulled by a gravataional pull, falls directly below waistline while in effect ones boxers seem to go upwards towards ones bellybutton, therefore giving a seemingly wedgey expirence.

Two School kids are walking home one day, after a hard day at school, the shortest of the two realises he is expirencing some pain towards his groin area, he inspects the matter and realises to his suprise his jeans are swaggering a tad low and his boxers are way off course!

"YO BRO, MA Jeans are swaggering how they do while im Quaving up in the DIZZLE"

"Shitt Man Thats Nasty"

by Zephir Moriarty February 27, 2008

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017

Quaking

Basically the new ''shook"

The word was made by Shane Dawson on YouTube.

Pernoced (quake-ing)

Bro beauty gurus are quaking my make up is on point

by Daddylongleggos November 22, 2017