A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)

The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

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Quantominous

Having multiple unknown solutions or factors at play.

What's the meaning of life is a quantominous question

The routes to cure cancer are still quantominous

I haven't finished my project as the solution is still quantominous

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Quantomed

Having no comebacks to someones diss and remain speechless

Chris - Your mad ugly Sal
Sal - Dude, I fucked your girlfriend...twice
Chris - .......(Quiet).......
Sal - You Just got Quantomed Bitch

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Quantumysticism

Quantumysticism describes a theoretical realm where the mysteries of quantum physics intersect with existential mysticism, creating a conceptual landscape so bewilderingly complex and profound that it challenges the very limits of human cognition. It's where the uncertainties and paradoxes of quantum mechanics meet the transcendental, pushing the boundaries of what we consider knowable and unknowable in the universe.

Delving into the depths of quantumysticism, where particles exist in multiple states simultaneously and consciousness might entwine with the fabric of reality itself, can be so mind-bending that even the brightest intellects might pause, pondering if a Whopper might offer a more tangible solace from the cosmic conundrum.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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