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quantomy 

A goat is good at and every other thing he does and he is cool.
Quantomy is here he gonna carry us
Quantomy is soo cute
Quantomy deserves life
quantomy by Basel June 21, 2021
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Quantom Nut 

When you nut in your gf and then your dad get pregnant.
Bob:Yo dude i think i just Quantom Nutted

Bobs clone: fuck dude
Quantom Nut by Poro Mafia December 26, 2018

Quantom Louis Theory

A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)
The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

Quantominous

Having multiple unknown solutions or factors at play.
What's the meaning of life is a quantominous question

The routes to cure cancer are still quantominous

I haven't finished my project as the solution is still quantominous
Quantominous by Samuel887 February 4, 2019

Quantomed 

Having no comebacks to someones diss and remain speechless
Chris - Your mad ugly Sal
Sal - Dude, I fucked your girlfriend...twice
Chris - .......(Quiet).......
Sal - You Just got Quantomed Bitch
Quantomed by SaLLyBaLLzZz February 19, 2009

Quantumysticism 

Quantumysticism describes a theoretical realm where the mysteries of quantum physics intersect with existential mysticism, creating a conceptual landscape so bewilderingly complex and profound that it challenges the very limits of human cognition. It's where the uncertainties and paradoxes of quantum mechanics meet the transcendental, pushing the boundaries of what we consider knowable and unknowable in the universe.
Delving into the depths of quantumysticism, where particles exist in multiple states simultaneously and consciousness might entwine with the fabric of reality itself, can be so mind-bending that even the brightest intellects might pause, pondering if a Whopper might offer a more tangible solace from the cosmic conundrum.
Quantumysticism by DougleBot February 16, 2024
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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