Quantomed

Having no comebacks to someones diss and remain speechless

Chris - Your mad ugly Sal
Sal - Dude, I fucked your girlfriend...twice
Chris - .......(Quiet).......
Sal - You Just got Quantomed Bitch

by SaLLyBaLLzZz February 19, 2009

Quantoretta

What is now incorrectly termed "dark matter" is actually a three-dimensional field of particles called quantoretta (plural). Each individual particle is called a quantoretto, the smallest unit of Universal matter, which is electromagnetic (among other unknown, yet-to-be-determined forces) in nature.

Quantoretta are the entities that allow communication across the Universe to be orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.

Coined in 2001 by William Dean A. Garner in an unpublished novel.

Quantoretta can be harnessed to "see" trillions of light years into the Universe, and allow space travel from Earth.

by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

Quangoed

A word used mainly to describe the state someone is in. Also another name of a sexual encounter.

Oh man last night I was so quangoed I paraded myself down the street in my birthday suit!

Last night I scored with a hot chick and quangoed the shit outta her!

by Tombo1986 March 9, 2009

Quantom Nut

When you nut in your gf and then your dad get pregnant.

Bob:Yo dude i think i just Quantom Nutted

Bobs clone: fuck dude

by Poro Mafia December 26, 2018

Quantoretto

The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."

Plural: Quantoretta.

Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.

by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

Quantom Louis Theory

A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)

The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

by Buffalo Breaker Box June 1, 2009

Quantominous

Having multiple unknown solutions or factors at play.

What's the meaning of life is a quantominous question

The routes to cure cancer are still quantominous

I haven't finished my project as the solution is still quantominous

by Samuel887 February 4, 2019