Qualz 

Shortened version of 'Quality'. It is used to describe something that is good/great/brilliant. Although it essentially means the same as 'Quality' when used in this context, it saves valuable time normally spent on pronouncing 'ity'.

That is pure qualz!

Guy 1: I had a KFC for my dinner.
Guy 2: Qualz.

Qualz by WBSC November 5, 2007

qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbtyg 

It's when you get sooooo bored that you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq is't good enough to satisfy your boredness any more so you decide to type down diagonally not repeating any letters until you get to g.

Person 1: I'm so bored
Person 2: Search qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm then.
Person 1: Done that
Person 2: How about mnbvcxzlkjh-
Person 1: Done that too
Person 2: Maybe if you try qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbtyg?
Person 1: Now that's a good idea :)

qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbtyg by qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbtyg December 28, 2011

Qual Whore 

1. see Navy Bitch

2. Navy female who holds quals, usually many, with no ability or intent for use with actual work.

3. Qual whores use qualifications as a way to obtain good evals without having to do actual work.

4. The daily routine of a qual whore usually consists of getting the chief his coffee(NAM worthy) skipping out on work to obtain a qualification(for an EP) and talking on her cell phone (multiple times daily)

Man that fucking Qual whore got an EP.

That navy bitch is a real qual whore

GUY 1: "did you see that navy bitch that wasn't pregnant?"
GUY 2: "yeah, I seen the boogy man too"

Qual Whore by SHOREsTUD October 17, 2009

qpalzmxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg 

You have discovered levels of boredom thought to be impossible. I’m not sure whether you should be extremely ashamed or extremely proud.

Boss: “Did you seriously just type in ‘qpalzmxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg‘ instead of working.”

Jerry: “Y-yeah.”

Boss: “Honestly I can’t even be mad, that level of boredom is impressive.”

qpalzmxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg by Zymbles June 29, 2020

qmalzpwnskxoebdjcirvfhutgy 

After typing every possible combination of letters on your keyboard, you decide "Hey, I know! I'll type every letter alternating between the first and last, but proceeding vertically! That couldn't possibly bring up any results!"
Well, I got news for you.

You: "Hey, I'm gonna try searching qmalzpwnskxoebdjcirvfhutgy on the internet.
Your assigned FBI agent: "He's gonna fail his finals."

qmalzpwnskxoebdjcirvfhutgy by Cubic Mug December 18, 2018

qpalzm 

Typing the first and last letters of each keyboard out of sheer boredom. You've probably looked at the other definitions for qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq too.

"WOAH! LOOK, I FOUND A NEW URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION! I TYPED IN 'qpalzm'!"
"WOAH!"

qpalzm by qpjalzm January 5, 2017

qpalzmwoskxmeidjcnrufhvbtyg 

when you're bored and you have typed qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgmznxbcv, zmxncbvlaksjdhfgqpwoeiruty, qwetyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and plqaokwsijeduhrfygtzmnxcbv so you type qpalzmwoskxmeidjcnrufhvbtyg

I typed qpalzmwoskxmeidjcnrufhvbtyg so yeah ... I guess that my essay is late now

qpalzmwoskxmeidjcnrufhvbtyg by R/ Avenger April 20, 2020