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qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvfhrutyg 

You must be so bored that you type 2 letters left to right down and back up until you get to the middle g as in qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtyg.
I'm so bored that I just wanna qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvfhrutyg

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How has no one thought of this in 2024? Maybe they weren't bored enough.
qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvfhrutyg is the new 2024 boredom

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You have discovered levels of boredom thought to be impossible. I’m not sure whether you should be extremely ashamed or extremely proud.
Boss: “Did you seriously just type in ‘qpalzmxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg‘ instead of working.”

Jerry: “Y-yeah.”

Boss: “Honestly I can’t even be mad, that level of boredom is impressive.”

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When you just found out that keyboards were a thing.
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qpalzmxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg 

qpalzmxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg Is what you type when you are extremely bored so you type every key on your keyboard by starting froom the far left to the far right in a fashioned way.
You: qpalzmxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg
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You may have been busy in school writing up an essay or somthin', and then you started typing patterns on your keyboard. This is the absolute culmination of your idle work. You have probably typed 30 or so other combinations and are still on your journey to writing your own definition; so keep on going, Tantalus.
qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbfhrutygv, ENTER. Damn, someone already typed this.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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