Quality Time

Quality time is a term mainly used by women in order to get her partner to spend more time with her. Usually makes men sigh at the mere mention of the word. Quality time however usually leads to good things like sex, cuddling and getting your laundry done by your girlfriend while you pretend to clean. It would therefore be in your best interest to spend "quality time" with your partner.

Girlfriend : Honey, I don't feel like we spend enough quality time together.

Boyfriend : Really? I see you every damn day!

Quality Time by appoptiately_inappropriate September 12, 2015

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Quality Time

Sex, usually when it happens infrequently due to life/work constrictions.

We've been so busy, we haven't had any quality time in over a month.

Quality Time by Egdoran August 6, 2013

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Quality Time

Often used by your girl/boy-friend as a surrpetitious excuse to see less of you; really may mean "fuck off."

"I think maybe you are coming over too often when I'm busy. We need to start thinking about spending more quality time together, where we can interact more and talk."

Translation: "Fuck off and die in a fire. I'd rather watch these stupid reality TV shows than spend a minute with your sorry ass."

Quality Time by jazzbox October 24, 2011

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Quality time

A woman's way of saying she wants to do something other than have sex. This is typical in relationships where the male is unavailable emotionally due to another relationship, but the woman requesting quality time constantly seeks more for her own validation.

"Babe, can we schedule some quality time to watch a movie or something? "

Quality time by Hawaiian realist September 10, 2021

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Quality time

Time spent together

“The quality time spent watching people naked clear their apartment”

Quality time by Abbiecmc April 9, 2024

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quality horizontal time

to spend time together in the horizontal position, not particularly with sexual contact (but it is acceptable)

laying around goofing off = quality horizontal time
good sex = quality horizontal time
cuddling = quality horzontal time

quality horizontal time by Shatter August 31, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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