qswdefrgthyjukilopzxcvbnma is what happens when you go up and down the first two rows of your keyboard then type the final letters, except the second row goes 1 key ahead (compared to the first row). Your procrastination has probably peaked by now. If not, just go find something else to do smh
i dont have an example for qswdefrgthyjukilopzxcvbnma so i'll just give you a pun without a punchline
Staring at the ceiling, "qswdefrgthyjukilo;p'" formed on my lips, a meaningless jumble of letters mirroring the emptiness in my mind. Boredom stretched before me like a vast, silent landscape.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.