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QueerPlatonic Relationship. A relationship that is purely platonic, but much stronger feelings than that which are experienced in a normal friendship. It requires an intense emotional bond between two people. This is a type of relationship that is mainly formed between people who are a part of the LGBT+ community.
Xe is in a qpr with vaer, and it really helps them stay happy!
by whattttttttt June 10, 2014
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queens park rangers. london football club, supported by pete doherty. sung about in the others song "stan bowles". Pete Doherty once played an impromptu acoustic show where he sang only names of 1970's QPR players
"QPR, nineteen seventy fiiiiiiiiive"
by im_bee June 11, 2006
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Queens Park Rangers. A great football club in London who underachieve their true potential.
Me: I love QPR
Guy: Same
Me: Wanna watch a QPR game?
Guy: nah I can underachieve other places
Me: True
by Carl Ward December 18, 2007
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tands for Queens Park Rangers, a football club based in West London. Established in 1882, they currently play in the Coca-Cola Championship (the 2nd tier in the English football league structure) having finished achieved promotion as runners-up in the Second Division at the end of the 2004/2005 season.

The team is colloquially known as "QPR" (or often just "Rangers") and nicknamed the Super Hoops, due to the team's kit of blue and white hooped shirts. Their home stadium is Loftus Road, which has a capacity of just under 20,000.
"QPR have a great set of loyal supporters, who follow them devoutly wherever they may go."
by CharlieA July 28, 2008
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Stands for Queens Park Rangers, a football club based in West London. Established in 1882, they currently play in the Coca-Cola Championship (the 2nd tier in the English football league structure) having finished achieved promotion as runners-up in the Second Division at the end of the 2004/2005 season.

The team is colloquially known as "QPR" (or often just "Rangers") and nicknamed the Super Hoops, due to the team's kit of blue and white hooped shirts. Their home stadium is Loftus Road, which has a capacity of just under 20,000.
"QPR have a great set of loyal supporters, who follow them devoutly wherever they may go."
by CharlieA July 23, 2008
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Lady DadA Karley Marx's Queer Pop Radio (QPR) is an online streaming popular radio station. Also a play-off of NPR (National Public Radio).
by LKDM April 30, 2023
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Queef Pulmonary Resuscitation (QPR)
A questionable but passionately delivered life-saving technique involving vaginal air and teamwork.

When someone flatlines during extreme recreational activities (e.g. clam baking, over-zooted on edibles, or just watching The Notebook too hard), QPR is your go-to. It involves forcefully blasting air into the unconscious subject’s lungs using a high-pressure vaginal exhale (aka a power queef), while simultaneously delivering rapid compressions to the dangle-dong to keep blood circulating.

For best results, QPR should be a two-person operation:

Primary Rescuer: Handles the queef-to-mouth ventilation.

Secondary "Fluffer": Keeps the beef bayonet at full mast to maintain blood flow.

This advanced maneuver is also known in medical bro-circles as MTQPR — Manage Troi Queef Pulmonary Resuscitation — named after the Star Trek hottie heroine who somehow always looked like she was one deep breath away from saving lives in space.

Warning: May revive the body but kill the dignity.
Johnny full-on flatlined mid hotbox while clam baking, but luckily Suzzie—certified in QPR (Queef Pulmonary Resuscitation, obviously)—straddled him like a heroic fart phoenix and blasted life back into his lungs with a power queef so strong it registered on the Richter scale.
by Fenster's Fu June 7, 2025
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