qiandai

Nobody quite knows what a qiandai is. Some say she is a plant, and some a cyborg. Nevertheless, if you know a qiandai you will be blessed with hours of endless fun (mostly laughing at other people trying to say her name). Always there to act like a fucking seal. WARNING: do not feed skittles under any circumstances. Will fight everyone. Will send everyone to hell.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen qiandai today?
Person 2: Yeah, but watch out dude - she's had skittles
Qiandai (in the distance): RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

qiandai by #crywithBanno May 23, 2017

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quandailing

When you, u know, like, do quandale dingle..

1. hey bro wanna play fortnite after school
2. hell no ill be busy quandailing

quandailing by sussy443 May 9, 2022

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qianda

that bitch purrrrr

i want to be qianda.

qianda by perioddddddd November 22, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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