qiandai

Nobody quite knows what a qiandai is. Some say she is a plant, and some a cyborg. Nevertheless, if you know a qiandai you will be blessed with hours of endless fun (mostly laughing at other people trying to say her name). Always there to act like a fucking seal. WARNING: do not feed skittles under any circumstances. Will fight everyone. Will send everyone to hell.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen qiandai today?
Person 2: Yeah, but watch out dude - she's had skittles
Qiandai (in the distance): RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by #crywithBanno May 23, 2017