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Acronym for "Quick As Possible" or "Quickly As Possible". Alternative to ASAP.
I've gotta get home QAP!!
QAP by weirdunclebob October 27, 2010
Juli was being a fucking qap
Qap by Lele_742 March 10, 2020
the distance between a man's dick and asshole
please lick my qap
qap by allahfucker September 16, 2022

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Timmy was 4 years old now he is 4 and 3 days after typing qaplwsokedijrfuhtgyzmxncbv he had no food or water he is now dead
1. literally "success" in the Klingon language from the TV series Star Trek, often used as an exclamation.
2. a farewell, equivalent to "good luck" or "may you be successful" spoken upon parting company
1. Qapla'! I've found my car keys at last!
2. I'm sorry to see you go, but I wish you the best. Qapla'!
Qapla' by Chad Baker April 3, 2006

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yer so damn bored yer fucking typing shit on yer keyboard
i dont wanna do my math homework so im gonna type shit like qaplwsokedijrfuhtgy.