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some dumbass thing that phil says in IRC. I think it is klingon. needless to say, phil is a nerd.
normal irc chatter
<phil>: q'pla
q'pla by tdsnated December 9, 2007
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q-placement 

any word that has the letter "o" or "p" in it can be replaced with the letter "q". This is used for people whose "o" or "p" key does not work or do not believe in using those letters.
A)"I lqst my shqe! Qls helq me find it."
B)"I lost my shoe! Pls help me find it."

A)"Jqhn, yqu rqt."
B)"John, you rot."

A)"It's so hqt right nqw."
B)"It's so hot right now."

The A examples above use q-placement, while the B examples do not.
q-placement by jon qls March 28, 2009

Q is 4 Platypus

An Xbox Live Gamertag which suggests that there is a Q in the Word Platypus. The owner of the gamertag cannot tell anyone where the Q is, because it is said that the U.S. government will hunt you down and assassinate you if you ever found out. It is rumored that the Q is in front of the letter U in Platypus.
Gamer 1: Im telling you, Q is 4 Platypus, its in front of the U

Gamer 2: Dont dig to deep into this man, the government will assassinate you O_o
Q is 4 Platypus by Canned Beans August 30, 2009
Plan Q

The French version of a friends with benefits arrangement.
Can also be referred to as:
Plan Baise
Plan Cul
A: I heard you and Sara were a couple?
B: Nah she's just my Plan Q
A: Oh... My Plan Q is your ma
B: ....
Plan Q by rzhhhh May 9, 2011

qplazmwoksxneijdcbruhfvtyg 

qplazmwoksxneijdcbruhfvtyg. This is when you are bored as fuck and decide to make a snaking pattern on your keyboard from the outer keys to the middle. This is why you are failing your homework average.
Dave: "I'm so fucking bored I feel like throwing up. Mark: I already broke my computer. Mack: I will just type qplazmwoksxneijdcbruhfvtyg. Other guy: You're that bored!

qplamzwoskxniedjncrufjbntughy 

The actual art of being bored in class and typing the most precise and accurate description that is this word. You are in disbelief that you found this urban dictionary page and I am telling you to get back to work because you are not being a good student. Or just a weird dude that managed to find this page. C(O_OC)
Friend: Can I borrow your computer?
Me: Okay
*Friend starts typing qplamzwoskxniedjncrufjbntughy*
Me: CO_OC)

qplamznxkswoeijdcnurhfvbtyg 

You thought that your boredom would lead you to something creative by typing qplamznxkswoeijdcnurhfvbtyg, but you were wrong.
You:"I'm so bored, maybe I should type qplamznxkswoeijdcnurhfvbtyg!"
Me:I'm gonna stop you right there
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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