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q-placement
any word that has the letter "o" or "p" in it can be replaced with the letter "q". This is used for people whose "o" or "p" key does not work or do not believe in using those letters.
A)"I lqst my shqe! Qls helq me find it."
B)"I lost my shoe! Pls help me find it."
A)"Jqhn, yqu rqt."
B)"John, you rot."
A)"It's so hqt right nqw."
B)"It's so hot right now."
The A examples above use q-placement, while the B examples do not.
B)"I lost my shoe! Pls help me find it."
A)"Jqhn, yqu rqt."
B)"John, you rot."
A)"It's so hqt right nqw."
B)"It's so hot right now."
The A examples above use q-placement, while the B examples do not.
q-placement by jon qls March 28, 2009
Q is 4 Platypus
An Xbox Live Gamertag which suggests that there is a Q in the Word Platypus. The owner of the gamertag cannot tell anyone where the Q is, because it is said that the U.S. government will hunt you down and assassinate you if you ever found out. It is rumored that the Q is in front of the letter U in Platypus.
Gamer 1: Im telling you, Q is 4 Platypus, its in front of the U
Gamer 2: Dont dig to deep into this man, the government will assassinate you O_o
Gamer 2: Dont dig to deep into this man, the government will assassinate you O_o
Q is 4 Platypus by Canned Beans August 30, 2009
qplazmwoksxneijdcbruhfvtyg
qplazmwoksxneijdcbruhfvtyg. This is when you are bored as fuck and decide to make a snaking pattern on your keyboard from the outer keys to the middle. This is why you are failing your homework average.
Dave: "I'm so fucking bored I feel like throwing up. Mark: I already broke my computer. Mack: I will just type qplazmwoksxneijdcbruhfvtyg. Other guy: You're that bored!
qplazmwoksxneijdcbruhfvtyg by qplazmwoksxneijdcbruhfvtyg April 30, 2021
qplamzwoskxniedjncrufjbntughy
The actual art of being bored in class and typing the most precise and accurate description that is this word. You are in disbelief that you found this urban dictionary page and I am telling you to get back to work because you are not being a good student. Or just a weird dude that managed to find this page. C(O_OC)
Friend: Can I borrow your computer?
Me: Okay
*Friend starts typing qplamzwoskxniedjncrufjbntughy*
Me: CO_OC)
Me: Okay
*Friend starts typing qplamzwoskxniedjncrufjbntughy*
Me: CO_OC)
qplamzwoskxniedjncrufjbntughy by oogie boogie down yeah boiiiii November 28, 2018
qplamznxkswoeijdcnurhfvbtyg
You thought that your boredom would lead you to something creative by typing qplamznxkswoeijdcnurhfvbtyg, but you were wrong.
You:"I'm so bored, maybe I should type qplamznxkswoeijdcnurhfvbtyg!"
Me:I'm gonna stop you right there
Me:I'm gonna stop you right there
qplamznxkswoeijdcnurhfvbtyg by pp123987 December 3, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026