Militant vagrants from the Tenderloin, SOMA, and Lower Nob Hill
neighborhoods of
San Francisco. Without any employment opportunities or marketable skills, and with an abundance of time and
adrenaline triggered by copious amounts of PCP and having no moral compass, Pyropsychopaths spend their time building pipe bombs, setting off M80s, or M1000s to terrorize their small sections of the City of San Francisco.
“I would invite you over for dinner tonight, but I’m not sure when I will be able to host again after the Pyropsychopaths from Fern Street’s homeless encampment destroyed my entire apartment.”
“But does it matter? I’m sure you
understood the risks and purchased
appropriate insurance when you moved in, right?”
“oh well
of course yes. They did me a favor.”
“Do they venture into Russian Hill?”