pyro psychopath 

crazy guy who sets fire to things because of a magical unicorn

i am a pyro psychopath

pyro psychopath by darkdonkey March 17, 2005

pyropsychopath 

Militant vagrants from the Tenderloin, SOMA, and Lower Nob Hill neighborhoods of San Francisco. Without any employment opportunities or marketable skills, and with an abundance of time and adrenaline triggered by copious amounts of PCP and having no moral compass, Pyropsychopaths spend their time building pipe bombs, setting off M80s, or M1000s to terrorize their small sections of the City of San Francisco.

“I would invite you over for dinner tonight, but I’m not sure when I will be able to host again after the Pyropsychopaths from Fern Street’s homeless encampment destroyed my entire apartment.”

“But does it matter? I’m sure you understood the risks and purchased appropriate insurance when you moved in, right?”

“oh well of course yes. They did me a favor.”

“Do they venture into Russian Hill?”

pyropsychopath by Niceasshole December 26, 2023

Tenderloin Pyropsychopath 

Militant vagrants who have taken residence in any of the alleys between Larkin Street and Van Ness Street in San Francisco, usually between McAllister and Bush St in both the Tenderloin and Lower Nob Hill neighborhoods. Without any employment opportunities or marketable skills, an abundance of time and adrenaline triggered by copious amounts of PCP, they spend their time building pipe bombs to terrorize their small sections of the City.

“I would invite you over for dinner tonight, but I’m not sure when I will be able to host again after the Tenderloin Pyropsychopaths destroyed my entire apartment.”

“But does it matter? I’m sure you understood the risks and purchased appropriate insurance when you moved in, right?”

“oh well yes. They did me a favor.”

“Do they venture into Russian Hill?”

Tenderloin Pyropsychopath by Niceasshole December 23, 2023