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More fuckin shit just like noob. Please look up "people who say noob are fuckin morons". If you say this I will come to your house and danza slap the fuck out of your stupid hick head.

Wow, one day someone mispelled own, which itself was a retarded way to argue. And you put a 0 in there for more gayness. Grow up and realize you are a fucking fag if you talk like this.
Shut the fuck up you stupid fags. Stop coming up with this shit that you think is cool. One day you'll see the error in your gay ways, but I'm sure for the time being you are an "elite" fat ass nerd who can giggle and snort with their fat ass friends. If you are unsure if you might sound like a fuckin moron just think of this, "What would Bruce Vilanch do?" And you'll be greatly rewarded. Again, shut the fuck up you stupid fuckin morons.
pwns0rz by Dirk Dickher March 18, 2005
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To completely demolish the competition to the extent where the get pwned.
*/yyan's awesome performance in that server was some crazy. It was such pWnz0rz that everybody thought he was hacking!
pWnz0rz by */yyan February 5, 2004
1. Extreme 1337 slang for past tense of pwn.

2. Something one uses to pwn another. A sword for pwning.
1. Hello, you've been pwns0rd.

2. Pale before the naked edge of my gleaming pwns0rd!
pwns0rd by Tom Cerveaux August 2, 2005
the adjective form of pwn (own)
pwn: to own or be very good
pwn0rz: someone who is 'off the heezy' or amazin'
pwn0rz by Evel_Knievel jajaja August 7, 2003
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