Putin

Lying outright to someone's face

When Johny saw Vladimir with his marbles and asked for them back ,Vladimir said " He hadn't seen them , he hadn't got them , and he didn't believe they existed anyway ! " Johny said what a Putin !!

by bug hunter April 4, 2022

Putin

A shirtless bear riding savage who roams across the forests of Russia, hunting down people who oppose him. His best friend is not surprisingly Winnie the Pooh aka Xi Jinping

Don't go into those forests alone or Putin may impale you with a spear

by Chinaguy May 18, 2022

Putin

Shit, poop, crap, feces, poo, turd, caca, diarrhea

Sorry for stinking up the bathroom, I took a nasty putin.

by Iam Noone July 24, 2022

putin

Splatters of fecal matter on the inside walls of a toilet bowl.

Wow, someone left a lot of putin in the third stall from the left.

by McScoundrel March 1, 2022

Putin

An absolute and utter dick

John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"

by Stand with Ukraine! February 25, 2022

Putin

The guy who rides on sharks

Oh damn its our lord putin

by Anamontronickiller October 30, 2020

putin

The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)

"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"

by WoM2022 October 5, 2022