Shove it in the lower reer end of your body watch out it's loaded with all sorts of things but my dick and ps: some ppl say it hurts .........
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Are you sure you did not mean `Put it on my tab.`A tab is a running bill at a bar. Put it on my tab means that you will pay the whole amount later, e.g. at the end of the evening, month etc.
Put it on my tab
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When a wife is having sex with her husband and wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, she will typically instruct him to put it in her ass.

This expression has come over into everyday usage as a way of expressing urgency or impatience, when you want to take charge of a situation and bring it to a swift end. Especially useful when the action that needs to be taken is blatantly obvious to everyone involved.
Ugh, you've been hogging the drinking fountain for entirely too long. Just put it in my ass, already!

Robert, your work on the Henderson file has been spectacular. However, our deadline is looming, and you still need to interview four witnesses. If we're going to win this case, you need to step up and put it in my ass.

This has been great, but I've only got five minutes until my lunch break is over. Put it in my ass!
by Valentino Peoria April 22, 2017
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A meme on YouTube of a man playing with toys and saying the phrase ‘put it in my ass
Oh yeah! Put it in my ass!!!!
by It is in my ass August 26, 2018
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When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.
Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear
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Derived from the latin word niggerfaggot aka pineapple to put in ones penis
Hey go pick up tht closehanger and put it in my dick !!!!!!!!!!!
by hefe housein December 18, 2016
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1: A phrase used to express nonchalant disregard for a situation.

2: A phrase used in any and every situation when you have nothing else better to say.
Abhinav: "I'm having a baby"

Aaron: "Put it on my tab"

Taylor: "Hey guys, lets go eat at El Mezcal"

Aaron: "Put it on my tab"

Henry: "You're a douchebag"

Aaron: "Put it on my tab"
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