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pussy smackers 

1. a state of dissapointment
2. a yummy cereal enjoyed after a night of lovemaking with bambi
3. rape and pillage by 113 pilgrims
4. a high five given to a high-quality mooking session
"The 113 pilgrims aren't town. There won't be any mooking tonight, Pussy smackers!"

"Care for a nice cold bowl of pussy smackers?"

"Your bitch was a good mook last night, damn boy, pussy smack her!"
pussy smackers by Mandi and Brandi February 21, 2006
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pussy snackers 

Vampire fuckboys that dine on le pussy at night. They generally leave a trace of dried up crust which is used to make rhubarb pies. BE CAREFUL, they don't use protection. Naughty bunch of fuckboys, am I right? By the way, you know what a rhubarb pie is? Now you know. Your welcome. Two definitions in one.
Fuckboy #1: "I'm in the mood for m'ladies puss."
Fuckboy #2: "Lets go be pussy snackers and dine on le puss tonight."

Smuckers pussy

When you fucking a girl and her pussy so sloshy that it feels like you going to pound town on an uncrustable like your fucking a jar of Smucker's jelly.
bro: damn bro I was fuckin Janice last night.

other bro: Oh yeah bro??

bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy
Smuckers pussy by Robaboooey December 6, 2021