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Pussy King 

A straight bitch who simps for females who are ugly as fuck. He likes to talk that talk but can never walk that walk. 10/10 times they are bitch made.
Tancy is a pussy king. It’s too bad he only jerks himself off and never gets any sort of ass. Gets checked by his daddy often.
Pussy King by The-Uncheckable-Goat September 29, 2021

pussy king 

Someone who's a pussy king is not a trans boy like many people would think. A pussy boy is someone who's short and is more reserved and on guard, just like a vagina is. An exemple of a pussy king is the character "Cyno", from the hit game "Genshin Impact". It can be used as an insult, but is usually just a way to say how someone is.
"Alexander is 5'0 and never says much about himself. He's pretty quiet in class and is always on his guard, thinking threats are everywhere around him. He's a real pussy king"
pussy king by oldmanojisan October 15, 2022

Octo-pussy king

Tamaki Amajiki surround by his octopus subjects worshiping him. For he is the octo-pussy king.
Octo-pussy king by I’m an simp December 10, 2021

King-Kong Pussy 

An extremly overweight womans vaginia.
Most of the time it is so large it flaps over the womans thighs and sometimes knees.
If a woman Has a King-Kong pussy it is impossible for her to see her toes because her King-Kong pussy is in the way!
"That fucking bitch has a King-kong Pussy"
"Damn, There goes King-Kong's Pussy"
King-Kong Pussy by Ktroxsex33 July 16, 2007

king of pussy 

Luke cutforth / Lukeisnotsexy
Jared: have you seen all these cats around Tim?

Jacob: I know Tim is definitely the king of pussy
king of pussy by Willowjcowie August 30, 2017

KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction) 

A man who is astute at attracting the opposite sex and closing the deal with authority and punishment.
Did you see that guy mobbin at the bar last night? He was a straight up KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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