Not remembering a damn thing from the night before, always caused by consuming way too many purple drank shots. You will frequently wake-up in a foreign place with no recollection of how you arrived there.
Last thing I remember we were at the bar, then I woke up in a bush on the side of the road. Looks like I had another purple out after all those purple drank shots.
What he hell happened last night? I purpled out again.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"