purple sock

The common name for a medical condition in which the rectum becomes inverted and is extruded through the anus. This is a very painful condition which is generally the result of vigorous anal sex. It is called a "purple sock" because that is the best description for how the inverted rectum looks. (see also ass tulip)

Dr. Smith suspected his wife was seeing another man when she started coming home at 4 AM, suddenly had an intense anal fetish, and showed up in his ER one night with a purple sock. It ended up the "other man" was in fact a horse.

by Nick D April 25, 2003

purple sock

Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.
See Harry Mount

your purple sock is draging on the ground

by Ms. Guppie October 8, 2003

purple sock

when ur rectum/ intestines are pulled from your butt during a quick withdrawl of anal sex

Schiappa got a purple sock from henry!

by mikeymark January 17, 2008

purple sock

Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.

"Buddy, I was crushin' ass on this bitch so hard... I was totally pulling out the purple sock."

by talking goat June 23, 2003

purple sock

Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.

Mount gave Ms. Gupie the purple sock of a lifetime. (3 feet long)

by Ms. Guppie October 8, 2003

purple sock docking

A spinoff of space docking that even straight people can enjoy. Purple sock docking occurs when two people lay ass to ass with their purple sock hanging out. One of them delicately rolls their purple sock over the other person's purple sock.

Docking successful.

Deans was in the locker room purple sock docking the Ohio State quarterback.

by Mavwreck November 14, 2010

Purple Sock Puppet

Despite many aspects that teenagers could have on this phrase, a Purple Sock Puppet is short for PSP, or Playstation Portable.

Dude can I borrow your purple sock puppet for our football trip?

by *69TIGER69* March 21, 2009