purple slurpee
purple slurpee by Dr. arp October 24, 2007
Purple Slurpee
When one's sexual partner, before orgasm, squeezes one's testicles until they turn purple. Then the partner proceeds to drink the semen from the pained penis.
Purple Slurpee by Dinkle McButtfarter January 10, 2016
Purple Slurple
A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.
Purple Slurple by Busterpants May 31, 2019
Purple Slurple
When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples
Purple Slurple by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009
Purple Slurple
James: Hey John, thanks for covering me for that race!
John: You still owe me a purple slurple though 🟪🟪🟪👄👄👄!
John: You still owe me a purple slurple though 🟪🟪🟪👄👄👄!
Purple Slurple by genemutant November 6, 2023
FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE
WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE by genemutant November 22, 2023
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