purple out

Not remembering a damn thing from the night before, always caused by consuming way too many purple drank shots. You will frequently wake-up in a foreign place with no recollection of how you arrived there.

Last thing I remember we were at the bar, then I woke up in a bush on the side of the road. Looks like I had another purple out after all those purple drank shots.

What he hell happened last night? I purpled out again.

purple out by Lombzilla December 16, 2011

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purpled out

When a person is so drunk they black out and wake up with a black guy

Ohh my god Becky my vagina Hurt so bad last night after i purpled out.

purpled out by backdoor69 January 26, 2015

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PurpleButtNoid

A pruple bunny rabbit that associates with dreamin boys, holograms, and asian loving space cadets. Likes to whack it... with his mallet that is.

I would love to go on a date with you but I have a pillow case session with PurpleButtNoid tonight.

PurpleButtNoid by IGOTOGSA2 March 25, 2003

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purplenuts

Barney the dinosaur's testicles.
ALSO:
When your nuts are squeezed too hard.

Baby Bop, get off my purplenuts.

purplenuts by Boredashell April 30, 2003

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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