Purple helmets

A motorcycle display team who specialise in riding displays performed without clothing. Many of the displays have humourous edge (farting through a trumpet or balancing spinning plate whilst riding a motorcycle etc).
They can be seen at many biking events in the UK and their performance is both entertaining and enlightening.

look at the funny motorcyclists with no clothes on, ooh how rude! They are called the Purple Helmets.

Purple helmets by Gasmixman January 14, 2006

purple helmet

the head of the penis. location on top of the shaft.

cletus whipped out his large purple helmet and started slapping david posey aggressively until she had a perminent mushroom maerk on her forehead

purple helmet by tsaurpower March 20, 2003

purple helmet yogurt slinger 

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

purple helmet yogurt slinger by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008

Purple Helmet Soldier 

a guys dick

Are Purple Helmet Soldier has crossed into enemy territory and is prepared to fire!

Purple Helmet Soldier by ellc and the people in my head April 10, 2003

purple helmet warrior

A slang word for a large circumsized penis

Paul has a purple helmet warrior

purple helmet warrior by Steve December 6, 2004

purple helmeted warrior of love 

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

purple helmeted warrior of love by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Purple Helmet

A popular alcoholic drink served especially in the "Companion" hotel bar in the town of Hearst, Ontario. It used to be made in the Palace Bar, but when that bar closed, the Companion took over serving it. I don't know exactly what is in it, it has something in common with Long Island Iced Tea, but it is called the "Purple Helmet" and it is a popular alcoholic beverage in Hearst.

Time for a pitcher of the Purple Helmet! C'est l'heure de boire un Purple Helmet! (in French too).

Purple Helmet by boonskis September 7, 2013