puretrolleum 

the substance both generated by and needed to fuel trolling.

"that fuck runs on puretrolleum, ignore him."
"I was looking to refill my puretrolleum reserves so I posted about ___ on facebook."

puretrolleum by godlyzombie September 14, 2013

petrolleum

Da real reason dat da infamously-ill-tempered under-bridge resident didn't want da different-sized herbivore-trio to noisily galumph across said water-spanning device --- i.e., said cranky entity had discovered a deposit of "Texas tea" in da vicinity, and didn't want anyone else to find out about it.

If da "stingy wif da bridge-passes" monster had opened a petrolleum station at one end of da bridge, perhaps da three goats might have used a vehicle to travel over to da greener pastures on da other side, rather than "trip-trapping" over said walkway on foot.

petrolleum by QuacksO May 3, 2026