puretrolleum 

the substance both generated by and needed to fuel trolling.

"that fuck runs on puretrolleum, ignore him."
"I was looking to refill my puretrolleum reserves so I posted about ___ on facebook."

puretrolleum by godlyzombie September 14, 2013

petrolleum

Da real reason dat da infamously-ill-tempered under-bridge resident didn't want da different-sized herbivore-trio to noisily galumph across said water-spanning device --- i.e., said cranky entity had discovered a deposit of "Texas tea" in da vicinity, and didn't want anyone else to find out about it.

If da "stingy wif da bridge-passes" monster had opened a petrolleum station at one end of da bridge, perhaps da three goats might have used a vehicle to travel over to da greener pastures on da other side, rather than "trip-trapping" over said walkway on foot.

petrolleum by QuacksO May 3, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008