The taste of anal discharge.

Pronounced: " Poon - teh "

Similarly, punto is the act of eating out ones ass.
"At the punto party, the punte was exquisit"

"There were 3 girls at the punto party, there was a vast variety of punte"

"We collected a jar full of punte at the punto party, Chad Mallette had the honour of drinking it"

"The best looking guy at the punto party usually gets the best tasting punte"
by Chad Mallette November 16, 2007
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1) To get hit by something and go flying at very high speeds.

2) To get hit by something
I'll punt him into a wall if I ever see him again.
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To have a bet.
John: I have a feeling QPR will beat Man U today.
Alex: At 14/1, it's worth a punt!
by Top Tipster January 10, 2013
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To kick an object as far and hard as possible
by bob bmac August 29, 2006
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to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke.

on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.
1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!"

2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"
by onlineprguy September 2, 2007
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rowing down a river in a wannabe gondola with a big stick, usually done by posh uni students in Oxford or Cambridge....or tourists....or romantic couples on their first holiday together :)
Oh har har Charles! Look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!
by katost April 18, 2011
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