by long lost friend February 3, 2010
Guy 1: What instrument do fish like to play? A bass guitar! Punny isn't it?
Guy 2: You're a fucking idiot.
Guy 2: You're a fucking idiot.
by Echo12 August 11, 2008
A word to describe a girl who gets wound up when people say Manchester is an expensive night out and that Liverpool is better.
“Manchester is so expensive!”
“No it’s not, it’s so cheap”
“Yeah well Liverpool is better anyway”
“Utter Punny”
“No it’s not, it’s so cheap”
“Yeah well Liverpool is better anyway”
“Utter Punny”
by PUNNYGAL March 29, 2019
(student 1 turns to student 2)
student 1: I'm tired today
student 1: I think I'm gunna crash in drivers ed.
student 2:haha. thas punny!
student 1: I'm tired today
student 1: I think I'm gunna crash in drivers ed.
student 2:haha. thas punny!
by Mr. Pun January 8, 2010
to use a humorous word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words.
1. paul wall on a plane thats soo FLY. punny!
2.There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass and stay away from the pots in the garden. punny!
3.There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. punny!
4.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. punny!
5.I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. punny!
6.Did you hear about the guy whose whole
left side was cut off? He's all right now.
punny!
7.He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. punny!
8.Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
9.A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. punny!
10.What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. punny!
2.There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass and stay away from the pots in the garden. punny!
3.There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. punny!
4.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. punny!
5.I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. punny!
6.Did you hear about the guy whose whole
left side was cut off? He's all right now.
punny!
7.He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. punny!
8.Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
9.A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. punny!
10.What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. punny!
by jannel! January 17, 2009
Mike: Dude did you he the Energizer Bunny was just arrested for battery?
George: haha that's punny.
Mike: No, I'm serious.
George: haha that's punny.
Mike: No, I'm serious.
by wordfplaysf September 15, 2012