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punch kitty

She's looking good today, I'd like to punch kitty.
by cameronpeek June 30, 2007
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kitty punch

when a female, in an altercation with another female, punches her in the vagina.
I thought she was going to lose that fight until she made an impressive comeback with her powerful kitty punch!
by mojojojoohno December 7, 2010
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Kitten Punch

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015
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Punch a Kitten

Punch A Kitten: A internet term that is usually used when someone has either:

1. said something so stupid they must be punished to some extent and since we do not have the power to reach thru the internet yet to slap that person then a kitten must be punched on their behalf.

2. a individual has become enraged with such anger the only possible means of feeling better is to do the unthinkable of punching such a cute and cuddly animal that has done no wrong.
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Example1.

Forum user 1. I lub the internetz dat much i muszt beez da bombzerz!

Forum user 2. Your inablility to type something intelligent makes me want to punch a kitten You Grand Master Cock Dragon!
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Example 2.

Texas Republican: WTF Obama won the God Damn Election!!! That Dick Banger makes me so fuckin angry I want to go Punch a Kitten right now!!!
by Dusty M. August 28, 2009
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