punch kitty
punch kitty by cameronpeek June 30, 2007
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kitty punch
I thought she was going to lose that fight until she made an impressive comeback with her powerful kitty punch!
kitty punch by mojojojoohno December 7, 2010
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Kitten Punch
noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
Kitten Punch by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015
Punch a Kitten
Punch A Kitten: A internet term that is usually used when someone has either:
1. said something so stupid they must be punished to some extent and since we do not have the power to reach thru the internet yet to slap that person then a kitten must be punched on their behalf.
2. a individual has become enraged with such anger the only possible means of feeling better is to do the unthinkable of punching such a cute and cuddly animal that has done no wrong.
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1. said something so stupid they must be punished to some extent and since we do not have the power to reach thru the internet yet to slap that person then a kitten must be punched on their behalf.
2. a individual has become enraged with such anger the only possible means of feeling better is to do the unthinkable of punching such a cute and cuddly animal that has done no wrong.
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Example1.
Forum user 1. I lub the internetz dat much i muszt beez da bombzerz!
Forum user 2. Your inablility to type something intelligent makes me want to punch a kitten You Grand Master Cock Dragon!
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Example 2.
Texas Republican: WTF Obama won the God Damn Election!!! That Dick Banger makes me so fuckin angry I want to go Punch a Kitten right now!!!
Forum user 1. I lub the internetz dat much i muszt beez da bombzerz!
Forum user 2. Your inablility to type something intelligent makes me want to punch a kitten You Grand Master Cock Dragon!
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Example 2.
Texas Republican: WTF Obama won the God Damn Election!!! That Dick Banger makes me so fuckin angry I want to go Punch a Kitten right now!!!
Punch a Kitten by Dusty M. August 28, 2009
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